Straight bar passing through a curved hole
this makes me so angry
I feel like this is what it means when dudes say “no homo”
i feel like every single boy is a fuckboy. i feel like theres a fuckboy scale that goes from 1 to 10 that every single boy falls on. it’s not a question of whether a boy is a fuckboy or not but rather how bad of a fuckboy he is
*cracks neck* my time has come
hey what if i put a lot of pennies on my pizza fuck how cool would that be i did it put lots of pennies on my pizza im going to take a pic
Dollar Pizza (2013)
©2014 Hunter White
As a professional internet, it’s my job to search the web for quality, intellectually stimulating content. Like this.
The heavens parted, and delivered unto us a scion of hope, a glimmer of immortality. This song.
Its been a few hours since I posted this and I’m pretty sure I’ve gone back to listen to it about twelve times now and each time it still makes me almost develop a hernia from laughing so much.
i’ve never loved something the way i love this post
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?
OH MY GOD THE END HAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD
getting hit on by creepy old men…
this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.